A Walk In The Woods

July 2, 2016

If Robert Redford ever made a horrible, forgettable movie, it was A Walk In The Woods, with his buddie Nick Nolte.

True, the movie came out more than a year ago, and Traveler failed to review it at the time. Fortunately, I never paid to see it then, and was able to stream it for free the other night. It was painful to see it through to the end; the only reason I watched, frankly, was to see how bad it could get.

Plenty.

Taking two septuagenarians to play two men in their 40s hiking the Appalachian National Scenic Trail was painful and should have been a red flag. Watching Nolte was doubly painful, as he looked as if he might have a heart attack at any time, and sounded like it whenever he opened his mouth. 

Showing the two with huge packs (Redford's was said to be 85 litres), and tossing them around as if they were filled with cotton didn't help lend a realistic touch to life on the trail, nor did the shot of Redford burying a "cat hole" he dug in the morning light near his tent and in full view of other tents and hikers. And then there was the snowstorm with sunshine streaming through.

True, this was supposed to be a light-hearted comedy, but it missed the mark countless times.

The film did show the two walking across the Fontana Dam in North Carolina, and had some beautiful panoramas of the Smokies, but other than that, the trail itself didn't play a leading, or even supporting, role. 

Bottom line: Don't even waste your time streaming this.

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