These two sentences contain all the clues you should need to identify this month's national park mystery plant.
You're drooping like a wilted flower, and I'm fast growing tired of your sneezing. For crying out loud, just take two aspirins, drink lots of water, and go to bed.
Comments
Florida holly
Nope; not Florida holly.
Ragweed
Not ragweed either.
Anon 10:08 am has come very close (requiring just an adjective to get the job done). He knows that the mystery plant is a tree, and that's half the battle.
Kudos to Anon 12345, who supplied the correct answer at 10:49 EDT. Anybody else figure it out yet?
Yellowstone Ed and Anon out west have both nailed it. Anon 11:11 is in the ballpark.